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New Year’s Day Worhsip

Ok… there’s nothing actually funny about this one. It’s just a typo, and I see so few typos on church signs.

Happy New Year everyone!

Mary had a little lamb; His blood cleans our sins white as snow

Jesus is the reason for the season… but it’s really his bloody death that we revere him for. Want to remember Mary and Jesus this season? Think of the bloody death of Christ scrubbing away your sins. Somehow I don’t think this sign will appeal to the non-Christians. I guess this one is mostly to call Christians into the church for worship services.

Marquee Bonus: Is it Mary or Marx?

Every time I turn around the Lord keeps on blessing me

I do feel truly blessed. Maybe it’s because I turn around so often. I like this sign, but I don’t know that it sells the church well. It’s just a nice sentiment. I think it’d make a nice postcard, don’t you?

Marquee bonus: “everytime” should be two words.

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Here’s a Godvertisement of a different sort. Well, maybe it’s just an exploitation of God. It’s really only poking fun at the billboard “God Speaks” signs all over the place, but it’s sure to upset some BT’s huh?