Christianity should be a steering wheel, not a spare tire
Is your religion something you carry with you reluctantly? Or is it the mechanism by which you guide your life?
I love the imagery in this one.
Free trip to heaven — Details inside
So many advertisements lure us in with promise of a free gadget or a free cruise. There’s always a catch, though. In this case, we all know the catch and the sign is just a cute gimmick to get us to like the church.
Administrivia: This message (though not this particular sign) is the one that started my Godvertisement collecting.
Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
Oh, the pun-ishment on this sign!
But isn’t it true? That which is unavailable to us entices us. Temptation is all around us. But temptation is never so strong as when it involves a forbidden pleasure. It is easy, as we all have learned (or will), to give in to little temptations and dismiss them as harmless. But the price we pay for our transgressions is often far too high.
Confess, my child. What sort of jams have you made from forbidden fruit?
Aspire to inspire before you expire
What more can I say? Set an example, encourage others, lead more sheep to the shephard. Do it now, before it’s too late!
I lived two blocks from this church for 10 years and they never had anything interesting on their sign. It’s nice to see them putting up a Godvertisement for once.
In the beginning, God created Heaven and Earth
Where do we all come from? Isn’t that one our first unanswerable questions? The church has the answer, and they want to tell it to you on their marquee. God created us all, just as He created Heaven and Earth.
Marquee bonus: I love the construction warning cones next to this sign. It says to me, “God created the Earth, but we’re still working on improvements.”