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He who kneels before God will stand before anyone. — Dr. King

Hell and destruction are never full, so the eye of man are never satisfied. PRVB 27′20

I love that this “doom and gloom” sign is on the Happy Valley Church sign, with the happy little sunrise there.  “Oh, how joyous is the self-righteous,” it seems to say.

Whoever has the Son has life 1 Jn 5:12

One Lord, One Faith, One Baptism

A message about the unity of the Christian people through a solid belief in the holy trinity. This sign seems to be aimed at members of other churches, or maybe it’s a reminder to its own members to respect those who worship at other churches.

Or maybe it’s a call-to-action for Christians to unite in their quest for world domination…

Taste and see that the Lord is good

This is from Psalm 34:8. I’m not sure what it means. I think it means that the wonderful flavors of the world are evidence of God’s divinity. Mmmm… I love divinity. I like it with chocolate chips.

I think the sign is hilarious. It’s apparently not on a church. My friend Cristy sent it to me from Texas. I don’t know if “The Mail Drop” is an ice-cream shop or what. Maybe it makes more sense there.

Anybody got a clue?