Life offers many choices; death only two

Life offers many choices; death only two
Snarky and sarcastic. This sign is a combination of funny and fear. It aims to get people into the church by appealing to their fear of death (and the afterlife). But believers (and church members) will just find it to be funny… and maybe a little affirming.
Cause we can all use affirmation, right?
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