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This church is prayer-conditioned!

This church is prayer-conditioned!

Oh, the pun-ishment this church metes out!

I’ve seen this sign a few places in the south. It’s popular in the summer when the heat is oppressive and air-conditioning is a necessity. This church, though, is prayer-conditioned. It is salved (and saved) by the power of prayer and the grace of God. Your house should be prayer-conditioned too, I suppose.